How to Rule the World

Just a quick tutorial i found on the internet

So you wanna rule the world? Good for you! So many people wander
aimlessly across the Internet with no goals in mind, and here you are
brimming with hope, looking to the future, and planning to enslave
every man, woman, and domestic animal on the face of the earth. My hat
is off to you! You stand as a beacon of hope for the youth. The
children look to you as a dynamic leader, and you're doing an excellent
job.
You should be aware that the path ahead will be tricky. Dangers
will await you on every side. In this respect, your quest will be much
like surfing the Internet. But don't be discouraged, for you hold in
your metaphorical hands a sure-fire guide to Total World Domination.
All you have to do is follow these steps and you are absolutely 100%
guaranteed to end up personally deciding the fate of every single one
of the billions of people in the world. All I ask is that you rule
kindly, and maybe set me up as Grand Vizier or something.
Step One: Seize Control of a Country



Oh, relax. It doesn't have to be a large one. All you need is to
pick out a country, any country, and take control of it. This will be
your base of power, and will be how people think of you. If you take
control of Canada, you will shortly be known as the Canadian Madman or
something. It might be a good idea to pick a country with a short,
punchy name, because if you become the tyrannical ruler of Trinidad and
Tobago, the people on CNN will have a hard time summing you up in those
catchy "Crisis in the Caribbean" graphics.
A few good ways to take over a country are:

1. Violence. This is tried and true. An AK-47 in the ear will
   discourage even the most "reluctant" president from hanging around
   where he's not wanted. You might want to bring along a ruthlessly
   vicious and terrifyingly loyal army when you stage your coup, or the
   old president's army might object. And remember, the old army is almost
   certainly better-paid and better-equipped than yours is.
   
2. Work From Within. If sudden violence isn't your thing, you
   can always follow the rules. Some countries have whole Constitutions
   full of ways that any Joe Random Lunatic can end up in charge. And
   almost all countries have bureaucracies through which you can rise
   until you end up in a position even more powerful that the supposed
   Czar. On the other hand, his method is long, slow, and boring. And with
   one wrong move, you could find yourself stuck in the Department for the
   Realignment of Lemmings, Gophers, and Trash Cans.
   
3. Bribery. If you have the funds, you could just up and buy
   the current powers that be. It's quick, it's efficient, and best of
   all, it doesn't hurt anybody's feelings. Unless you forget to grease
   everyone in sight. So many attempted power-grabs have failed because
   one key person felt left out.
   

Step Two: Declare War on your Neighbors



Okay, so you own a small chunk of the planet. Big deal. This is no
time to rest on your laurels. There's dozens of countries out there.
Maybe hundreds. I didn't count them, but the CIA World Factbook has thirteen and a half screensful. No, wait, I found another site
that says there's 191. So that's a lot, and all you control is one
country. Your great journey has just begun. Remember: There are many
countries and they will all be yours.

So the first thing to do is declare war on your neighbors and
seize control of them quickly and efficiently, with as little blood and
bad feeling as possible. You'll want to continue this until you control
an entire continent. That's when you know you're really getting
somewhere. Well, unless it's Antarctica or Australia. I mean no
disrespect to Australia, you understand; it's just that it seems like
one of the easier continents to rule. Right now, for example, somebody
named "John Winston Howard" appears to be in charge of the place,
unless you buy that story about Queen Elizabeth II.
Step Three: Incinerate New York City



This is not really vital for World Domination, but let's face it: this should have been done decades ago.

Step Four: Continue Your Hunlike Rampage With Murderous
Efficiency, Sweeping Across the Globe, Claiming Country After Country
Until At Last There Is Nowhere That Is Immune To Your Wrath



Congratulations! You rule the whole world! But . . . could it be?
Might there be . . . life? On other planets? Could they be conspiring
with the rebel forces on this planet? For there are
rebel forces, make no mistake about that. They're conspiring in the
back alleys against you. They resent you for showing them how easy
world domination is for someone with gumption. The evil ones, they're
trying to depose you. They're working from the inside and outside. And
now they've got extraterrestrial help! Something must be done.
Step Five: Begin Raining Nuclear Bombs on the Planet, Destroying Those Who Would Destroy You



Ha! Take that, Europe! So long, Asia! No you're safe! Now that it's
just you! You and your trusted advisor George. But can George really be
trusted. He's been looking at the skies oddly . . . perhaps he's in
league with them?

Step Six: Shoot George in the Head



There! That should do it! Now you're the only one in the world!
You're the King! You're the Emperor! You're -- hey! What are these
little green people? Aiieeee! The Andromedans! They've come for you!
Nooooooo!
Step Seven: Live Out the Rest of Your Miserable Existence in Miserable Slavery in a Different Galaxy



Nice going, bonehead!
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Thanks to http://www.montykins.com for this great tutorial

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lol regarding step four and the rebelious civilians it pays to make harsh laws against doing anything "holy **** that guy just droped his apple shoot him!" to defend against people rebelling

1. Become a scientist.
2. Make a zombie creating serum.
3. Create a sandwich shop.
4. Put the serum in all the sandwiches.
5. Enjoy your world!


UR WAY IS 2 COMPLICATED LOL


THIS IS HOW TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thankyou for your first REAL post, the admins appreciate your contribution